We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
do you ever feel like you have no one to talk to even if you’re surrounded by people who say they “care” ?
So in today’s episode of Kristi is awkward as fuck in public and shouldn’t be let out of the house..I went to Verizon to get all my crap transferred to my new phone. Conversation went like this:
Verizon: “okay everything is transferred and activated. Enjoy your new phone”
Me: “thanks, you too” … “Wait..um..eh” *turns and awkwardly walks away as fast as possible*
Adulting. Nailed it.
I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye
shithead’s flannel, too comfy in it then I probably should be
madison you’re so stinking cute stop!